Stroboscopic Oversight on Fed Spending

Empyrean Abode of the Resplendent Telesmatic Hologram

This unfortunate gaggle of conspiracy-driven dudebros is attacking an invisible enemy from within, which might be the legislators on Capitol Hill, or it might be a chemtrail-causing flock of sketchy-ass seagulls. It's impossible to be sure, so these proud high school graduates chose to dose them all, the gulls and Congress alike, with Alka-Seltzer and then report their findings to their commanders. It turns out to be a hell of a mess. Who knew seagull intestines could smell so repulsive when exposed to the light of day? Abort. Abort.

Yeah, NOW they're for abortions! Fucking hypocrites. I still refuse to believe these are the people in the cabinet for this populist autocracy. So, we’re back to the wealthiest remaining in charge, cajoling special interests for their businesses and enterprises. When did we get so blatantly corrupt as this? There are WAY too many conflicts of interest in Trump’s dutifully stocked cabinet. It’s a shitshow of cronyism and chicanery.

I wonder who else will pile out of the clown car before this ends.

For some irrational reason, I thought we’d evolved a smidge since GW Bush. In his day, we all laughed, but in the MAGA era, he’s heralded as a fucking statesman as compared to Roy Cohn’s tangerine homunculus glib as can be for his 2nd term as our 47th president. I might say I’m appalled, but sadly, I’m plum out of appall.

This is outright disgust. Nausea. Cramps. Worry. Upsetness. Sorrow. Madness.

I hope this new Border Czar never catches wind of my mother’s maiden name, which is Spanish, not Hispanic—Spanish from Spain. My maternal grandfather’s parents were Republicans in Madrid when the Leftists came for the incumbent occupying regime. So, they fled Spain to sow their fortunes in the New World. My great-grandfather was a son of bitch bastard that beat my grandfather for not learning English quickly enough. My grandfather joined the Marines and fought in Korea the first chance he got, but he forbade his children and his grandchildren from ever serving.

Standing beside my grandfather on their second day in an active foxhole, his bestie's head was blown off. He didn’t write to my grandmother for a month after that.

At any rate, if Jan 6th had been committed by Black and Hispanic folks storming the castle, would the 4th estate view them with the same contempt it views the convicted Hillbillies that 47 promises to pardon? Wouldn't those hypothetical rioters (suddenly not insurrectionists because they’re black and brown) be villainized to the umpteenth degree for being shit starters and causing untold amounts of damage to property and human life? But for some reason, these Proud Boy Oathkeeper Neo-Nazi scumbag Christo-Nationalist and Ethnostate Builders of the Give-A-Damn-tyum have cast themselves into the extreme political spotlight.

Their political strategy? Secure the future of the White race with unflinching idiocy, and by any memes, Q deems necessary.

This MAGA Neo-Nazi cast of characters includes blatant mouth-breathing hockey moms, slovenly plebian artifacts of a barren Jim Crow state, Alex Jones & Joe Rogan fans, NASCAR and Winnebago enthusiasts, and domestic-beer-and-Dorito-swilling wannabe outlaws who're in their paintball off-season and are deathly afraid people of color and the Deep State are coming for their stills (+meth labs), their guns, and their precious White privilege. Those same White gentlefolk are allegedly three times more likely to enact a felony in broad daylight (illustrating White privilege flawlessly). At the same time, Blacks, Hispanics, and other non-Caucasoid races are statistically four times as likely to be profiled, frisked, arrested, and sometimes even convicted of those same White-caused crimes.

What inwardly detesting times we live in. This is what it’s like with Tezcatlipoca still in charge instead of his brother, the feathered serpent, the god of corn, who has extraterrestrial origins. The more we learn about astrophysics, the more we realize everything here was once extraterrestrial—even us.

Save our skins, Quetzalcoatl! Save our skin from undue punishment at the hands of an overgrown child with his finger on the nuclear codes. I have to pray that this amalgamation of a man has the good sense to leave well enough alone regarding healthcare, Veterans benefits, welfare, and civil services intended to keep people out of the poor house and into a formidable grocery list that might feed their family.

Is air, water, food, and companionship so challenging to get ahold of today? It’s easier to get weed than it is to get a hot sandwich for lunch.

That speaks volumes about the times in which we live.

Look at that picture at the top of the page once again. One of my AI apps spit it out. It’s very telling of the aims of the Brougeois in their Oathkepeping promises to us and it especially speaks the loudest about the Broligarchy of multi-billionaires readying to carve up this country like so much turkey roast at Thanksgiving dinner.