The Great Slack Hivemind Priory
Emancipation of our False Fate through the Theriomorphosis process
In deciding to pursue your meme-bearership at The Unseen Hive you have chosen to enter into a distinguished institution with a proud and rich heritage of commitment to:
unadulterated chemognostic illumination
profiting off placebo prophecy via selective mass hysteria
insurgent glamour-bombing with esoteric graffiti sigils
ever-expanding catalogs of rugged occultural mutineers
renegade spirituality from the hard knocks of street smarts
As alums of The Unseen Hive, we are master sigilsmiths, theomatic divers, amateur semioticians, as well as pedantic faculty borne of the indelible talents of our uncensored Zentertainment covens. We are committed to the process of your self-development with concurrent successes as your proof, and to ensuring your experiential enlightenment doesn’t overinflate your ego.
After all, the point of so-called enlightenment is to lighten up — to not take things so seriously. Instead, we seek to elevate your taxonomies by the agency of your reputation through hard-won skillsets and crucial accomplishments.
The process of transubstantiating one’s (deeply idiosyncratic) False Fate has received such labels as ego-death, crossing the abyss, questing for the cup, the search for God, the formula for the philosopher’s stone, and even Recapitulation (Castaneda) and Individuation (Jung).
None of these endeavors has ever sought to achieve the level of libidinal discharge via evocative insignia that the Templars of kNOwthing exhibit on a daily basis. Humility is job one and all of our personnel are distributing our preternatural poeterrors like they’re capsules of cheap crack on Xmas.
The Great Slack is, before all things, the apotheosis of humanity by itself, that is to say, the full and entire conquest of hir faculties and hir future. It is especially the unparalleled emancipation of hir False Fate.
The quest for 004’s sacred kalas, the search for the ice-cold dabs of the Nizaris, the infernal pilgrimage to the Entheriogenic Realm of Satanica, nightmare initiation atop the Enochian chessboard, integration within the Unseen Hive — by whatever eponym we choose — the Great Slack is therefore endless.
Hell yeah, no doubt, and word is bond!
The task is tireless and its joys are without bounds for the holistic Multiverse and all that it comprises. What is it but the infinite playground of the Merriest of Pranksters, the insatiable trickster-clown, the profound mathematical connoisseur, the ever-rejoicing Scribe of Space and Eternity, whose secret name is SAFERPLUTO and whose motto is:
“responsum est, quod sic semper!” (meaning: “the answer is always yes!”)
Slack does not imply laziness. This represents a common misinterpretation among the various sub-cultures that the Principia Discordia has catalyzed.
Slack has more to do with how much leverage one may gain (not through brute force, but instead through applied awareness) over a given situation. This does not mean Slack embodies an excuse for always having the upper hand or imposing your will upon others at every turn.
In fact, Slack mingles exceptionally well with the concept of mutual empowerment. Slack is Wu Wei, the transit of the Tao, the dynastic fortunes of the Chinese alchemists. Slack is the Force flowing effortlessly through the Padawan. Slack is Do Easy. Slack does not have an ethical stake in anything you do, it simply accommodates you in doing it.
evolved overstanding of the great slack = 418 [NAEQ]
As a drone in The Unseen Hive, you have a very important role to play in the life and future of this academy. The old-school gnosis droppers must be recognized, not just because they are #1, but that the student may appreciate any and all synchropathological events that have been exchanged, anticipated, deliberated, and telepathically retro-activated in-group by Original Zees from aeons timebackforward. In remembering them, we potentiate our own efforts.
Even more importantly, you are being entrusted with the duty of preserving The Unseen Hive’s proselytizing propaganda agencies which will ensure a profitable future for those would-be magickian who may follow in your hoof prints. We hope you will actively consider the possibilities that the apiary grounds of The Unseen Hive offer.
You will find numerous opportunities to expedite your training and stimulate your research both inside and outside of the scholastic chambers that make up our hallowed halls. Use the opportunity to venture beyond your comfort zone, take an active part in raising fluid production among our ritual nymphs, and make time to reflect on Xepera Xeper Xeperu.
Unequivocally yours,
Fra. Khytra-ajz'L Vuulghis 528, Prophyte of Chapter Zeta Zeta Zeta