Donate to Z(enseider)'s D.O.P.E.
As with our Donate to DOPE campaign, the Z(enseider)Z Department of Peripheral Epiphenomenon intends to use your Paid Subscription to facilitate the following:
maintenance of and improvement to our .org website server
we’ve just reclaimed the .com from some sheisty-ass squatter!
research data to compile our Memetic Journal of Nescience and Dissection
mixing and mastering the forthcoming Z(enseider)Z full-length album
expanding the range of Zeesemiotics, the psi-sociological aspects of Zeememe Clusterphilia, and its effects on non-Zee meme-aliens to include the psychosocial manipulation of popular non-Dawkinsian memecults
processing material for pithy kNewzlog adviriitizements with new material from Z(enseider)Z Node Exchange and Regional Directory of Sponsors
the construction of our Gematria of Nothing research tribute (aka Liber Infernus Enumera) which we envision as a user-friendly English Qabalastic calculator and database slash dictionary of enumerations dealing with the Supreme Ma'athematics of deathandhell.com
the elevation of our merchandising line of apparel (shirts, hoodies, hats, etc.) and homegoods (coffee mugs, throw pillows, etc.) as well as our infamous sigil logo stickers, perfect for glamour-bombing your locale
ensuring the future of esotechnological toys weaponized in the Original Zenseider psionic and radionic egregore projects which are aimed at demolishing the heteronormative dominance of patriarchal rule by installing agent saboteurs from our select minority of psychedelic illuminates among the shuffling masses to deprogram and decondition them
managerial human-power (such as time, logic, and attention to detail) for the Administrative Aggregate of the allcaps CHAOSMAGICK.1 FB group (and this includes a virtual habitat for the servitor known as T'Crely Sov Pndagbui, originally concocted by Svein H. Skavern of Dead Cat Grinning)
the formal establishment of our Temple kNOwthing venture as a bed and breakfast that acts as a live music venue and cooperative boarding house slash bondage and discipline dungeon where we accommodate visiting aspirants and adepts alike with whatever creature comforts will make them feel at ease in our full-service ceremonial partnership project.
recording a once-monthly or bi-monthly occultural podcast that deals with the hypervariable domains of our practitioners’ vocations, such as:
Bare Hands Magick, Gnosis and Intent, and Proprietary Acausality
Psychometric Bioleaching, Broadband Vampirism, and Xenopredation
Psycho-Energetic Targeting and Stealth Execution Objectives
Anti-Social Mania Forum Hostility and Sock Account Impostorship
Encouraging Suicide and the Toxick Posturing of Memecult Marauding
Syncopated Sigilization, Magick in Musick, and Reverse Divination
Data-Driven Aural Impedance and Numerological Serial Compositions
Gnosis in the Mosh Pit and the Psychogeography of Musick Venues
Advanced Semantics, Anontological Conditioning, and Vernacular Prime
Faith Cracking, Paradigmatic Polymaths, and Modular Magicking
The Great Slack, One's False Fate, and the Theriomorphosis
Thee Device, the K.E.R., and the Monstrous Machinations of Seiderkin
Phantasmagorical Illumination and Hallucinogenic Revelations
Psychonautical Trip Reporting by the Restored Chemognostic Conclave
Meme O' Zeeism, Reformist Infekiteism, and Forbidden Sex Magick
The Supreme Ma’athematics of the Gematria of Nothing
Telesmatic Collagework, Malignant Dollcraft, and Sewing Sorcery
Medicinal Supersaturation, Effectual Hexcraft, and Remote Hyperstition
Naturally-Occurring Poison and Animalian Venom Extraction
Auto-Toxic Ritual & Spell Designs for Adulterating a Memeplex
Chaostafarianism, Renegade Dadaism, and Hyperabsurdism
Neapolitan Stregheria, Diasporic Sufism, and Apocryphal Gnosticism
Stoic Discordianism and the Mythic Non-Binary Cult of Capeditiea
Ignostic Satanism, Dyothelemic Setianism, and Personal Sovereignty
Thozopithean Asyntactics utilizing 369L and Ultra-Terrestrial Evocations
The Final Enchantment, Extreme Unction, and Psychopompic Allusions
The Elective Oath and Various Ritual Observances of Chaos Monasticism
Discussing Wachter’s trilogy: Six Ways, Weaving Fate, and Changeling
a rigorous evaluation of the memes and meme-bearers involved in Z(enseider)Z that will uncover any lingering faulty machismo that some of the guys may have been holding onto for fear of losing their masculinity. I promise you, you will not have to sacrifice your masculinity to fit in with Z(enseider)Z in the Aeon or Ma’at.
a closer examination of the so-called ‘predacious personae’ (as many Right Wing talk radio hosts have dubbed them) or those involved in Sadosexual Thanatology, Heterodox Necrosorcery, and Verbal Ontological Terrorism as they pertain to our collective aeonic maturation in this galaxy with Z(enseider)Z current core espousing narratives which deal with the hyper-neotenous, energetically-omnivorous, non-binary, psybersymbiote legions against the heteropatriarchal AI-enslaved surveillance-based ethnostate.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face" —Mike Tyson
Keeping all ya’ll in the kNOw as far as the happs go
For the Free Subscriber, you will get an epic romp through our home-spun memes, alliteration poetry, mind-enhancing musick, and new branding emblems.
Your Paid Subscription will benefit our collective in ways you could not imagine like blessing us with the capacity to thrive in this troubled market and helping to enable our digital hivemind to evolve towards an Ideal Magickal Tribe.
And, your Paid Subscription also helps us to deliver you with:
future iterations of unadulterated Zentertainment
one-eyed paradigmal piracy with a parrot and a polycarbonate peg-leg
esotechnological guerrilla semioticians
profit from placebo prophecy via selective mass hysteria
insurgent glamour-bombing with esoteric graffiti sigils and glyphic mortars
ever-expanding catalogs of rugged ghetto-ass spirits like the Lwa
renegade spirituality from the hard knocks of street smarts
Please refer to our What The Fuck?! page for further explanations about who we are, what we do, and how we get away with it.
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